Funny Irish Blessings for Facebook Irish Blessings Week

Happy St. Patricks Day from Seo Pittsburgh

May those that love us love us and those that don’t love us, may God turn their hearts; If he can’t turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we’ll know them by their limping. – Irish Blessing

He who is not strong must needs be cunning.

If you are lucky enough to be Irish, then you are lucky enough.

May you both live as long as you want, And never want as long as you live.

What’s the use of being Irish if the world doesn’t break your heart ?

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part.

A man is often a bad adviser to himself and a good adviser to another.

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.

May the blessings of each day be the blessings you need most.

Beauty suffers no pain.

The Irish ignore anything they can’t drink or punch.

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious.

You never miss the water till the well has run dry.

The longest road out is the shortest road home.

Remember even if you loose all, keep your good name; for if you loose that you are worthless.

The Irish are very fair people, they never speak well for one another.

Good laugh and long sleep are the best cures in a doctor’s book.

May you get all your wishes but one so you always have something to strive for.

Wherever you go and whatever you do, May the luck of the Irish be there with you.

Distant hills look green.

He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice.

A rainy day isn’t a day for the children.

Only Irish coffee provides all main essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight.

  • You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
  • The longest road out is the shortest road home.
  • The Irish are very fair people; they never speak well for one another.
  • A quarrel is like buttermilk: once it’s out of the churn, the more you shake it, the more sour it grows.
  • God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
  • Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
  • The Irish ignore anything they can’t drink or punch.
  • When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious.
  • He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice.
  • One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age.
  • A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.
  • Every St. Patrick’s Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
  • An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
  • As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!
  • If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
  • Here’s to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet
  • I can resist everything except temptation.
  • My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
  • Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.
  • The Irish don’t know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it.
  • God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish.
  • If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.
  • The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried.
  • Irish Alzheimer’s: you forget everything except the grudges.
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